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June 17, 2009 Glenn read this email letter on his Glenn Beck Show. She identified herself in a phone call the next night as Janet Contreras from Arizona .
GLENN BECK: I got a letter from a woman in Arizona . She writes an open letter to our nation’s leadership:
I am a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no longer felt the Democratic Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. Now I no longer feel the Republican Party represents my views or works to solve issues important to me. The fact is I no longer feel any political party or representative in Washington represents my views or works to solve the issues important to me.
There must be someone. Please tell me who you are. Please stand up and tell me you are there and you are willing to fight for our Constitution as it was written. Please stand up now. You might ask what are my views and issues that I feel so horribly disenfranchised by both major political parties. Well, these briefly are my views and the issues for which I seek representation:
One - Illegal Immigration. I want you to stop coddling illegal immigrants and secure our borders. Close the underground tunnels. Stop the violence and the trafficking in drugs and people. No amnesty. Never again. Been there, done that, no resolution. PS, I am not a racist. This isn’t to be confused with legal immigration.
Two - The TARP Bill. I want it repealed and I want no further funding supplied to it. We told you no, but you did it anyway. I want the remaining unfunded 95% repealed. Freeze, repeal. TARP (Troubled Asset Relief Program). The Wall Street handout bill, under President Bush, to address the subprime mortgage crisis, to purchase or insure up to $700 billion of "troubled" assets.
Three - Czars. I want the circumvention of our checks and balances stopped immediately. Fire the 37 czars. No more czars. Government officials answer to the process, not to the president. Stop trampling on our Constitution and honor it.
Four - Cap And Trade. The debate on global warming is not over. There is more to say.
Five - Universal Health Care. I will not be rushed into another expensive decision. Don’t you dare try to pass this in the middle of the night and go on break. Slow down.
Six - Growing Government Control. I want States Rights and sovereignty fully restored. I want less government in my life, not more. Shrink it down. Mind your own business. You have enough to take care of with your real obligations. Start there.
Seven - ACORN. I do not want ACORN and its affiliates in charge of our 2010 census. I also want them investigated. I also do not want mandatory escrow fees contributed to them on every real estate deal that closes. Stop the funding to ACORN and its affiliates pending impartial audits and investigations. I do not trust them taking the census over with our taxpayer money. I want all our money to them stopped. Face up to the allegations against them and get them resolved before getting any more involved with them. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, hello. Stop protecting your political buddies. You work for us, the people. Investigate.
Eight - Redistribution Of Wealth. No, no, no. I work for my money. It is mine. I have always worked for people with more money than I have because they gave me jobs. That is the only redistribution of wealth that I will support. I never got a job from a poor person. Why do you want me to hate my employers? Why? What do you have against shareholders making a profit?
Nine - Charitable Contributions. Although I never got a job from a poor person, I have helped many in need. Charity belongs in our local communities, where we know our needs best and can use our local talent and local resources. Butt out, please. We want to do it ourselves.
Ten - Corporate Bailouts. Knock it off. Sink or swim like the rest of us. If there are hard times ahead we’ll be better off just getting into it and letting the strong survive. Quick and painful. Have you ever ripped off a BandAid? We will pull together. Great things happen in America under great hardship. Give us the chance to innovate. We cannot disappoint you more than you have disappointed us.
Eleven - Transparency And Accountability. How about it? No, really, how about it? Let’s have it. Let’s say we give the buzzwords a rest and have some straight honest talk. Please try. Please stop manipulating and trying to appease me with clever wording. I am not the idiot you take me for. Stop sneaking around and meeting in back rooms making deals with your friends. It will only be a prelude to criminal investigation of you. Stop hiding things from me.
Twelve - Unprecedented Quick Spending. Stop it now. Take a breath. Listen to the people. Let’s just slow down and get some input from some non politicians on the subject. Stop making everything an emergency. Stop speed reading our bills into law.
I am not an activist. I am not a community organizer. Nor am I a terrorist, militant or violent person. I am a parent and grandparent. I work. I’m busy. I’m busy and I’m tired. I thought we elected competent people to take care of the business of government so we could work, raise our families, pay our bills, have recreation, complain about taxes, endure our hardships, pursue our goals, cut our lawn, wash our cars on weekends, be responsible contributing members of society and teach our children to be the same - all while living in the home of the free and land of the brave.
I entrusted you with upholding the Constitution. I believed in the checks and balances to keep from getting far off course. What happened? You are very far off course.
Do you really think I find humor in the hiring of a speed reader to unintelligently ramble through a bill you signed into law without knowing what it contained? I do not. It is a mockery of the responsibility I have entrusted to you. It is a slap in the face. I am not laughing at your arrogance.
Why is it that I feel you would not trust me to make a single decision about my own life and how I would live it, but you expect I should trust you with the debt you have, without caring or conscience, laid on all of us and our children. We did not want the TARP bill. We said no. We would repeal it if we could. I am sure we still can. There is such urgency and recklessness in all of your recent spending.
From my perspective, it seems all of you have gone insane. I also know I am far from alone in these feelings. Do you honestly feel your current pursuits have merit to patriotic Americans? We want it to stop. We want to put the brakes on everything that is being rushed passed us and forced upon us. We want our voice back. You have forced us to put our lives on hold to straighten out the mess you are making.
We will have to give up our vacations, time spent with our children, any relaxation time we may have had and money we cannot afford - to spend on you - to bring our concerns to Washington. Our president knows all the buzzwords are unsustainable. No kidding. How many tens of thousands of dollars did the focus group cost to come up with those buzzwords? We don’t want your overpriced words. Stop treating us like morons.
We want all of you to stop focusing on your reelection and do the job we want done, not the job you want done or the job your party wants done. You work for us and at this rate I guarantee you not for long - because we are coming. We will be heard and we will be represented.
You think we’re so busy with our lives we will never come for you? We are the former silent majority, all who quietly work, pay taxes, obey the law, vote, save money, keep our noses to the grindstone - and we are now closely looking at you and the huge mess you created for all of us. You have awakened in us the patriotic spirit, so strong and so powerful that had been sleeping too long. You have pushed us too far. Our numbers are great. They will surprise you. For every one of us who come after you there will be hundreds more who could not come.
Unlike you we have their trust. We will represent them honestly. Rest assured they will be at the polls on voting day to usher you out of office. We have cancelled vacations. We will use our last few dollars saved. We will find the representation among us and a grassroots campaign will flourish. We didn’t ask for this fight. But the gloves are off. We are very angry.
You will represent us or you will be replaced with someone who will. There are candidates among us who will rise like a Phoenix from the ashes you have made of our constitution.
Democrat, Republican, Independent, Libertarian. Understand this. We don’t care. Political parties are meaningless to us. Patriotic Americans are willing to do right by us and our Constitution and that is all that matters to us now.
We are going to fire all of you who abuse power and seek more. It is not your power. It is ours and we want it back. We entrusted you with it and you abused it.
You are dishonorable. You are dishonest. As Americans we are ashamed of you. You have brought shame to us in front of the whole world. If you are not representing the needs of your constituency loudly and consistently, in spite of the objections of your party, you will be fired. Did you hear that? We no longer care about your political parties. You need to be loyal to us, not to them. Because we will fire you and they cannot save you.
If you do or can represent me, my issues, my views, please stand up. Make your identity known. You need to make some noise about it. Speak up. I need to know who you are. If you do not speak up, you will be herded out with the rest of the sheep and we will replace the whole damn congress if need be one by one. We are coming. Are we coming for you? Who do you represent? What do you represent? Listen. Because we are coming. We the people are coming.

I believe that the laws of the land should be enforced with no exceptions to race, religion, ethnic origins color of ones skin or country of origin.

I believe that the constitution should be the law of the land and should not be reinterpreted by the court systems

I believe that parents are responsible for their children until they become adults.

I believe that we are a Judao-Christian society.

I believe that every person who is here legally is entitled to equal rights under the law.

I believe that our government must protect it’s citizens from all foreign invaders.

I believe that “We The People” hold public officials to a higher standard than the current holders of office.

I believe that the American public is done a great dishonor by the general media and how it tries to represent what is actually news.

I believe that America is a great country, and that all Americans need to pay more attention to what our local, state and federal agencies are doing to regulate Americans and how we live our lives.

I believe that all Americans should serve in service to the country in either the military or some type of peace corps effort here in America to better Americans in poverty.

I believe that America has enough religious or other legal holidays and we don’t need any more.

I believe that the countries that border with the USA should provide jobs & education for their own and not promote any type of illegal migration to the USA.

I believe that we should get our own house in order before we try to fix every country in the world.

I believe that All Americans need to have jobs first.

I believe that American companies should have incentives to stay in America, or punish them for moving abroad to do business with the USA when they leave.

I also believe that we should have high tariffs on imported goods, and create a system of preferred made in the USA goods where they will get lower taxes or other incentives for creating jobs for Americans.

I believe that the federal tax system is also illegal and should be abolished and replaced with a flat tax rate.

I also believe that citizens of this country who have no criminal or mental health records have the right to bear arms under the 2nd amendment.

I also believe that anyone who questions the 1st amendment needs to live in another country for 5 years and see how friendly they are to freedom of speech.

I also believe that the 14th amendment does NOT grant automatic citizenship to children born in the USA, and that no court system should challenge it.

I believe that no person in this country deserves any form of social services, education, financial assistance unless it is emergency life threatening services at which time they will be given assistance and then deported to their home country for further care.

I also believe that trivial law suits should be penalized by a minimum of 100 times the court costs by those who bring these suites to our legal system.

I also believe that every child in school must remain in school until they graduate from high school or a trade school that can provide them with skills necessary to be a productive citizen.

I also believe that schools must be locally funded, and that the schools have the right to perform discipline on children and that bad teachers can and will be fired.

I think that unions do not represent American workers, they represent themselves and should be dissolved immediately.

I think that eminent domain should be eliminated.

I think that we should go back to the “Gold Standard” of backing our currency.

I think we should dissolve the Federal Reserve Bank system.

I think we should withdraw from NATO.

I think the public should vote on any and all new treaties with any and all countries.

I think that every congressman or woman or House of representatives person should read every new amendment that they will vote on and be tested on each article prior to any vote.

I think that all amendments and laws should be made public for a minimum of 14 business days posted on-line for the public to review and comment on.

I think that the language of the USA must be standardized to ENGLISH ONLY.

I think that all radio & TV stations that broadcast in any other language other than ENGLISH should be required to provide subtitles in English.

I think that all school children who are not disabled should do one hour of PE daily.
I also think school children must be taught the basics in education, math, history, English, American history, science. All school books will be in English.

I think that the local, state & federal government should immediately stop printing materials in any language other than English.

Any person running for any form of elected position should pass a FBI background investigation, and have proof of citizenship.

I believe we are not a country of Czars, and all Czars should be eliminated immediately.

I believe we are not a dictatorship, and thus should not be ruled by a Chief Dictating Officer (CDO).

I believe the Judicial Branch should not be the Legislative Branch of our government. I believe in separation of Judicial, Legislative, & Executive branches of government, as intended by our founding fathers.

I believe we should withdraw membership, or all contribution to the UN, the UN should be moved off of US soil, and the UN facilities be demolished, or used for better purposes.

I believe our President should not be a CEO in private business, or make decisions on behalf of private business.

I believe I should not be made a shareholder in any company without my written or verbal consent, and I believe I should not be made a business partner with any business or organization-turned-business such as the UAW without my signature.

I believe the U.S. taxpayer should not bailout anybody who promises more than they can deliver, or bites off more than they can chew, or lives a life of greed (such as States, Municipalities, private businesses, irresponsible homeowners, auto companies, banks, etc.).

I believe the government should not tell me what kind of cheerios, what kind of soda, or how many hamburgers I am allowed to eat in a day.

I believe schools & clinics should not be allowed to assist with abortions for children without notifying their parents, when schools are not even allowed to issue an aspirin without permission from the parents.

I believe the public & private media should not be Federalized, and not controlled by a dictator. Hugo Chavez is not the example our founding fathers had in mind.

I believe we should be able to display any bumper sticker that tickles our fancy without retribution from the authorities.

I believe that term limits must be upheld for all elected offices in this country.

I believe that you can’t multiply wealth by dividing it!

I like to also fly the American flag on special holidays.

I also like to pay my respects to the veterans and active military that serve our country.

I believe all school kids should be allowed to play kickball, handball, and teather ball on school grounds.

I believe teachers should be allowed to use RED pens to grade tests or homework, and not be required to use PURPLE.

I believe PC textbooks should be returned to their original form to include such words as "snowmen" as opposed to "snowpeople".

I believe that sexual education for kindergarten children should be left in the home, and not part of school curriculum.

I believe a Doctor should be free to practice according to conscience, and a school teacher should be free to teach according to their area of expertise, and not be forced to teach about things such as sexual orientation and gay marriage against their will.

I think Preschool should be upheld as an option to all parents, but not be paid for by the taxpayers. The Constitution does not call for Universal Pre-K, and most Americans have done just fine without it for over 200 years.

I believe in the sovereignty of all States; I do not believe that any State should be required to pick up the tab of another State’s bloated excesses; and I believe in the UNITED STATE(S) OF AMERICA…not the UNITED STATE (singular) of America. Once a State turns itself over to the Federal government, it will NEVER be sovereign again.

I believe that I have a freedom to smoke in public, and if someone does not like it they can ask me to go somewhere else! Which I may or may not but it will be my choice, not a law.

I believe that every civil servant will work a minimum of 40 hours per week, and only have the normal 2 weeks off for the first 2 years of employment like the private sector.

I also believe that NO local, state or federal job position is worth paying more than $100k per year!

I also think that we should immediately shut down agencies like the IRS, EPA, FDA & FCC for starters.

I believe that all local, state & federal leaders who create budgets, will also adhere to these budgets, and if by some chance they are not in agreement to submit a balanced budget by the deadline, all wages for those involved in the process will be withheld until a budget has been accepted.

I believe that every citizen who votes (and every citizen should) will show proper identification at the time of placing their vote.

I believe that all public servants should only have a 4 year term in any local, state or federal position, we should eliminate the idea of politics being a life long career.

I believe that our children’s school buses should have seat belts installed and the children required to wear them!  Heck we have had seat belts in cars for 40+ years, isn’t it time somebody woke up and put them into school buses?

I believe that the maximum campaign contribution by any person, or business should be $1.00 .

I believe that the forest service and National Parks folks need to allow for the burning of massive amounts of underbrush in our park systems, thus employing thousands of people in this country. If it cannot be burnt, then haul it out and re-cycle it.

I believe that every home should have some type of solar, wind, geo-thermal energy producing system installed, also a water collection system.

I believe that everyone should re-cycle! It is not Optional!

I also believe that people should be allowed to save more into retirement savings plans and when they reach the age of 62 they can withdraw them at zero taxation!

I think we should abolish every so called "Death Tax" You earned, you should be able to pass it to anyone!

I believe that all foreign nations doing business in America must file with the FBI for complete backgrounds on all of its directors, & managers doing business here.

I believe we should drill for every drop of oil on this continent now, and also build more atomic power plants all over the USA. 

I believe we should have desalinization plants every 200 miles along all the coast lines of the US!

I believe we should NOT pay farmers or anyone else for NOT growing or Not producing what they make!  Don’t make, don’t get paid!

I believe that every child who reaches the age of 18 and is not in some type of higher education or vocational training must serve the military or some form of civil service re-build America program.

I believe that this crap about global warming is just that, CRAP! And those folks who think that we are in FACT doing harm to our planet must prove it!

I believe that any person dealing in the transportation of illegal drugs or human trafficking into this country should be fined $500,000, all properties confiscated, citizenship revoked, or deported if Illegal Alien immediately.  Or do 6 months hard labor on San Clamente Island as a prison camp.

I believe that all prisons should remove all forms of entertainment such as Internet access, TV’s, and that a ZERO contact with visitors should be in place.

I believe that all prison guards should be strip searched prior to going on duty.

I believe that all prisoners’ should work at hard labor for the re-payment of their debt for keeping them in prison.

Who am I ?

I guess I am just a "Right Wing Extremist" As per Janet!

Respectfully,
Ken

DISCLAIMER: All content in this piece is an exercise of First Amendment free speech rights, and is meant purely as an exercise in good humor.

If you think this is extreme, remember that Geraldine Ferraro and other leftists suggested dividing the nation when George Bush was elected. They wanted to merge New England and the Pacific coast states with Canada and rename the United States “Jesusland.” So, the Sons of Liberty have a counter-proposal that we think more accurately reflects the character of America.

Enjoy the words, you stinking Marxists.

DISCLAIMER: HUMOR PIECE FOLLOWS. HISTORIC REFERENCE IS JONATHAN SWIFT’S “MODEST PROPOSAL.”

How to divide the land mass between real Americans and psychotic Marxists and their illegal alien hordes? We suggest trimming off the edges and cutting out the Marxist tumors, leaving behind the 95-97 percent of the current United States that is filled with patriots.

California can be divided between The Peoples Republic of Mexifornia in the south and the Peoples Republic of San Francisco in the north. The Peoples Republic of San Francisco can adopt the Rainbow Flag, with a head shot of Harvey Milk dead center. Or maybe a Unicorn. Nob Hill can be renamed Gomorrah and made the capital.

The Peoples Republic of Mexifornia can adopt the Mexican Tricolor, with a unicorn in the center, with a rainbow-striped single horn. They can rename West Hollywood Sodom and proclaim that the capital.

The rest of the state will remain the California Republic. The California Republic will retain the Grizzly Bear flag. This is the flag for true California patriots who believe in the United States of America.

The Peoples Republic of Mexifornia can have the California coastline from Tijuana to Ventura. This swath will be no more than 30 miles deep from the water’s edge, and in some places will narrow to perhaps as little as ten feet. Sadly, we will release any claim on Orange County, which was once a decent place to live. The United States will retain full control of Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, and Monterey counties, plus the northern and inland portions of Ventura County. The city-state of San Francisco, also called the Peoples Republic of San Francisco, will include the “city,” plus Marin, Contra Costa, and Santa Clara Counties.

The Big Valley and its agriculture will remain in the hands of the Republic of California and the United States. So too will Lake Tahoe, so you smarmy Marxists will have to decamp, and use passports for your ski trips. The homosexual colony in Reno and Tahoe will be asked to decamp and return to South Laguna. We don’t want you. We really, really don’t want you.

We happy few of the California Republic will gladly sell you stinking Marxists fresh vegetables, fruits, and beef. We will also grant you access to certain roads so you can transit safely. You will need to limit your travel to Highway 101, and we will have checkpoints at the Santa Barbara/Ventura line, and once again somewhere north of Salinas. We will grant you airspace rights just off the coast for your flights back and forth between Greater LA and San Francisco.

All illegal aliens seeking work in the California Republic will be regulated in a modern bracero system. If caught in the California Republic without a chip implant and tracking device, illegal aliens will be put to work on chain gangs to maintain the roads, for a period of one year, prior to deportation.

The California Republic and the United States will plant land mines along the border with Mexico. You ain’t coming here, guys. Go bother the liberals who say they love you so much.

Marin County? Oh, the heart of insanity. You can keep it, all of it. Please.

The coastline from Sonoma County north to Seattle will remain part of the United States. We will allow the Peoples Republic of SanFrancisco to retain Napa County, as that area is hopelessly infested with liberals swilling wine and speaking French. They will be forced to choose between growing grapes for wine and growing food to eat. We can trade with the Peoples Republic: they provide wine, we provide food. They are by nature insane and would prefer dependence on the US for food before giving up red wine.

Portland? All insane gays, Lesbians and PETA members in Portland will be offered a one-way ticket back to San Francisco, or perhaps Belmont Shore in Long Beach, which is known to locals as the Isle of Lesbos. Every last square inch of Oregon will remain a part of the United States. No surrender.

Seattle? The IT psychos will be invited to relocate to San Francisco, Campbell (Silicon Valley) and surrounding areas, where they will be free to cross-dress and indulge themselves in bathhouse culture. We don’t like Microsoft anyway. Texas Instruments and Dell and entrepreneurial start-ups in the United States of America will replace Apple and Microsoft. We’ll forego iPhones and use Korean-made LGs until we can start making our own devices. Washington state will remain part of the United States. For a short period of time, we will allow the Peoples Republic to export Apple computers without any tariff. By providing a tax-free zone for IT, we will launch a company whose first purpose will be to debug the products of Bill Gates, thus making them so different that they can be marketed as a separate product. Also, our version will be open source so our software designers can develop and market their own packages that integrate. We will leave you in the dust.

Now, on to the Southwest. Any liberals living in Austin, Texas, will be advised to relocate to Los Angeles, California. Same goes for the weirdo’s in Santa Fe, New Mexico. That should cover most of the Southwest. Oh, perhaps some folks in Phoenix ghettos should consider a return to Compton. And the LA nut jobs who have ruined Colorado? Go home, or start eating steak. You will not be allowed any tofu products in Colorado.

And then there’s New Orleans. A rejuvenated FBI will be placed in control of New Orleans in partnership with the Texas Department of Corrections. All known violent criminals, including members of the highly corrupt New Orleans police department, will be executed or imprisoned–in Texas. The United States will clean up New Orleans. If you can’t cook killer gumbo or play a trumpet, pal, you’re going down. The Texas Department of Corrections will be given long-term jurisdiction over New Orleans, which will be proclaimed a city-state and semi-autonomous protectorate of Texas. The flood plains of New Orleans will be made into a park. All attempts at rebuilding the slums of New Orleans will stop. Hey, we have a budget to balance.

Corrupt politicians and welfare crack heads in Chicago will be advised to move to either Manhattan, where they can beg in the streets, or to the Peoples Republic of Mexifornia, where they might enjoy the warm weather. We think Blagojevich would make a great State representative in the Peoples Republic of Mexifornia. And you people get Reverend Wright and all members of his congregation.

Minneapolis? Well, we can shape up that state and keep it in the United States. Besides, all those beautiful Nordic blondes and redheads in Minnesota are welcome. Good breeding stock, and we plan on promoting real Americans to have real families and children to secure our future. We’ll get your Minneapolis heads straightened out and bring you back into the fold.

Madison, Wisconsin? You weirdo professors can move back to Berkeley and contemplate your navels. We’ll keep the cheese heads, Marquette, and Harley-Davidsons. If gay biker gangs in West Hollywood still want Harleys rather than Honda chopper bikes, we’ll sell them special editions painted in a color our marketing guys have dubbed Code Pink. Code Pink Harleys are export-only models.

And now, the giant boil that must be lanced, Detroit. First, The Nuge will be governor of Michigan. Yup, Ted Nugent. The UAW will be declared an illegal communist conspiracy and disbanded. Workers who wish to stay and earn a reasonable wage with decent benefits can do so. Others will be sent to Canada to live off their welfare system, or to the Peoples Republic of Mexifornia, so the Hollywood freaks can suffer with them face-to-face. The entire population of the city of Detroit will be told there will be no more BS government jobs for them, or welfare. They will be offered a one-way ticket to the Peoples Republic of Mexifornia or the Peoples Republic of Greater Manhattan, where they can be a nuisance to the rich liberals who consider the citizens of Detroit “downtrodden.” Hey, you can have them.

With Ted Nugent as governor of Michigan, bow hunting will be named Michigan’s official sport. The motto? A slab of venison on every table.

Now, New England? Oh, this is a tough one. We will probably need a measure of repatriation, sending Manhattan lunatics back to the five boroughs. Vermont will once again be a state filled with cranky Yankees who milk cows at 4 AM and drive Ford pickups. No more retired Marxist red diaper school teachers from Manhattan.

Connecticut? Well, the psychos can keep the neighborhoods just across the water from NYC: Greenwich, Stamford and the like. We want The Peoples Republic of Greater Manhattan to have contiguous borders, which we can patrol. But what we Americans call upstate Connecticut will be purged of all NYC residents. And the United States will revive the Connecticut and New England firearms industry. Why? Well, concealed carry will be mandatory for all US citizens who have not been convicted of a felony.

Much of Upstate New York will remain in the United States. So The Peoples Republic of Greater Manhattan will cover the five boroughs, bedroom communities in Connecticut, the northern swath of New Jersey (a fitting spot to resettle citizens of the city of Detroit), and likely some parts of Rhode Island and New Hampshire, so as to connect with parts of Massachusetts, including Boston. Hippie doper liberals and Somali welfare recipients in Maine will be repatriated to the Peoples Republic of Greater Manhattan. So they might grow some of their own food, we might consider establishment of the White Plains Kibbutz.

Florida? Oh, boy. Most effort will be applied in Miami-Dade. NYC retirees? You can keep your condos, maintain your own roads, and commute via airplanes and boats to your motherland, the five boroughs of the Peoples Republic of Greater Manhattan.You’ll likely need to form cross-border alliances with The United States to get adequate skilled labor. The United States will agree to supply you with electricity from our power grid at a reasonable rate. If you think you can make it on solar-powered air conditioning and ceiling fans, please, be our guests. There will be checkpoints along the border, but we will allow you to use the interstate system to get back to New Jersey and Manhattan, but your passport will only allow you to make this trip twice a year. We’ll know who you are: you’ll be driving the Mercedes or Cadillac with the left blinker flashing the entire trip.

Haitians who spread crime in South Florida? You’re going home.

Any liberals living in Charlotte, Atlanta, Memphis or other small, concentrated populations of psychotic liberals within the boundaries of the real United States? You can choose: go away, or pull your head out. We assume you are not beyond salvation. You will need to take an oath of loyalty and then eat a plate of grits and fried okra. There will be no infestations like Fairfax County, the Tech Triangle, or various neighborhoods in DeKalb County to survive.

Alaska remains in the United States. Hawaii? The United States retains control of all military installations and ports. We will consider selling one or more islands to the Japanese, considering they have colonized the island anyway. Hard to find an American in Hawaii. However, the United States will retain control of the main island and all Japanese will need to decamp to another island.

You Marxists can have Puerto Rico, though the United States will allow the hot Puerto Rican chicks the opportunity to emigrate to our land mass. But only the hot ones. The United States will begin practice bombing runs on Vieques Island once again.

Ah, and then there’s Washington, DC. All the scumbag welfare recipients will be removed, forcibly if need be, and shipped to the Peoples Republic of Greater Manhattan. You love ‘em? You can have ‘em. They’re all yours. DC will once again be a beautiful monument to our democracy, rather than a sleazy ghetto filled with drug-crazed welfare recipients.

You know, I think this might work.

Now, that leaves the United States of America with a hard-working, decent population. We will have excellent manufacturing, pharmaceutical research, medical care, bountiful supplies of petroleum (and we plan on burning plenty of it) and natural gas, and plenty of water.

Oh, and you folks get no military. And you sign documents of declared neutrality. You cannot form military alliances or sell portions of the Peoples Republics to China, Russia, or the Japanese. If you do, carpet bombing will begin at 8 AM the following day.

God bless America.

And of course, this is a humor piece. Hey, have a good laugh.

From a friend today:

 

Oh I went on a drive today, took hwy 98 from Calexico heading west, after you pass S30 on the south side of the road about every half mile we found these large flags marking a drum, each drum used to have 6 gal of water each. I read on the web that the border angels have 340 of these stations. I only have about 330 more to find. We only drove a few miles past S30 so have the rest of the road to check out some day!

 

Border Angels!  Right now talk about a wacky group!  this group left a young woman and child out in the freezing cold to die this Feb in Ca! by not notifying US authorities this woman & Child might of survived!  No, they did not tell ANY  US Authority, only the Mexican ones!